Get the coal ready because this year Mr. and Mrs. Claus are going on the naughty list in ONCE UPON A TIME AT CHRISTMAS, which has the North Pole power couple delivering death instead of teddy bears this holiday season.

Santa (Simon Phillips)—is missing an eye—while Mrs. Claus (Sayla Vee de Goede) took her Harley Quinn Halloween costume and made it holiday appropriate— with a baseball bat and holiday skirt short enough to get frostbite where we wouldn’t want frostbite. They go on a brutal holiday killing spree, giving out doses of joy with an ax and a bat.

The trailer looks like a holiday hoot of horribleness—murders, police investigations and a state of emergency. It’s up to the police and a teenage girl to catch Santa and Mrs. Claus before they finish their newest Christmas tradition. And we thought only NORAD was hot on the heels of ol’ Kris Kringle.

ONCE UPON A TIME AT CHRISTMAS arrives on DVD, Digital and VOD December 12.

Meet Santa and Mrs. Claus: he’s a one-eyed fiend, she’s a curvy, bat-swinging blonde. This serial-killer couple is terrorizing the holidays in an upstate New York town with a series of horrific homicides. Though the victims seem random—a mall Santa, a smooching couple, an innocent family—high-schooler Jennifer and clever cop Sam begin to unravel the sinister pattern behind the slayings. Can they stop the murders before Christmas comes—and there’s no one left to celebrate?