Every year at Modern Horrors, the staff comes together (not literally, ’cause no one wants to clean that up) to vote on our Year End Awards. But everyone grants awards in categories such as Best Male and Female Performances, Movie of the Year, Director of the Year, and so on. However, missing from your typical year-end awards are a variety of bizarre, eccentric categories such as Grossest Cock, Anger-Inducingest Film Title, and Character Least In Need of a Babysitter. To remedy this, I would like to present you with the 2017 Golden Eggplants Awards. Why eggplants, you ask? Well, then … you probably need to listen to our podcasts more often. Enjoy!